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Title: Can you drive by this light?
Post by: gigolo on April 09, 2007, 02:42:52 PM
i got this link from another site hope you guys will like it


code:http://funzu.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=687&Itemid=31 (http://funzu.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=687&Itemid=31)
Title: Re: How to shoot a penalty?
Post by: Xteam on April 17, 2007, 01:31:04 PM
thank you Gigolo keep posting
Title: Re: How to shoot a penalty?
Post by: rokaboka on April 19, 2007, 04:44:09 AM
thanks dude thts really funny!!!
Title: Invention of Fire
Post by: gigolo on April 20, 2007, 08:11:44 PM


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Title: Can you drive by this light?
Post by: gigolo on April 20, 2007, 08:13:05 PM
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Title: Re: Can you drive by this light?
Post by: xnepali on April 21, 2007, 02:16:04 AM
Well well well... ratnapark ma rakhnu parne rahechh !!
Title: Re: Invention of Fire
Post by: xnepali on April 21, 2007, 02:16:59 AM
that is the power of internet !!
he he he...
Title: Re: Can you drive by this light?
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
ktm ma light bina khudaine bani driver haru ko ekai chotti light tyo mathi pani yeti derai auda ta drivers haru ko ke halat huney hola
Title: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:09:33 PM


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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:10:13 PM



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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:10:55 PM


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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:11:44 PM


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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:12:28 PM


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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 21, 2007, 07:13:11 PM


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Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: xnepali on April 21, 2007, 11:32:17 PM
Great collection!!
Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 22, 2007, 03:13:20 PM
thanks nep bro, i had these pics from 2001 and i had forgot about it now i remember and post it for you guys
Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: xnepali on April 24, 2007, 06:29:39 AM
thanks nep bro, i had these pics from 2001 and i had forgot about it now i remember and post it for you guys

Great.. waiting for them..

by the way let me add one

(http://xnepali.com/i/thumbs/xne1177375413p.jpg) (http://xnepali.com/i/viewer.php?id=xne1177375413p.jpg)
Title: Re: You'll love it
Post by: gigolo on April 24, 2007, 02:00:42 PM
nice one bro funny
Title: Diver exploration
Post by: gigolo on April 26, 2007, 08:06:32 PM


One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.

The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"

The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you fucking idiot!"
Title: I am comming
Post by: gigolo on April 26, 2007, 08:07:47 PM


A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.



The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, 'What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'



The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
Title: gender test
Post by: gigolo on April 27, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
The Gender Test !!

Are you Male or Female ??

Look Down



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Sorry. I didn't say to scroll down. I said look your down.
:d
Title: Re: gender test
Post by: xnepali on April 27, 2007, 08:18:23 PM
Who the hell are you to tell me !!

ha ha ha............

I just scrolled down to reach the Quick Reply box..... LOL
Title: Re: gender test
Post by: gigolo on April 28, 2007, 04:57:15 PM
but you were supposed to look ur down not the quick reply box
Title: drunkard
Post by: gigolo on May 08, 2007, 12:54:44 PM
Best Drunk Story.....

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table,leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says..................


"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.
Title: Labor Pain
Post by: gigolo on May 08, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it.




The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.




The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with , telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt.




The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.




After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
Title: idiot cheater
Post by: gigolo on May 08, 2007, 12:59:34 PM
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Title: IT pro and his wife
Post by: gigolo on May 09, 2007, 04:31:29 PM
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus




MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
Title: Crime
Post by: gigolo on May 09, 2007, 04:32:38 PM
Five friends lived in a room, Namely
MAD,BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.




One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke...
Title: Before and after marriage
Post by: gigolo on May 09, 2007, 04:34:00 PM
Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up
Title: fight for the right
Post by: gigolo on May 09, 2007, 04:36:06 PM
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Title: biggest cock
Post by: gigolo on May 09, 2007, 04:38:26 PM
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