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Title: Just Hanging Around
Post by: nepali on January 19, 2007, 02:50:58 AM
Saddam was hanged for Christmas

Those funny guys made a good use of the damnnnn snow

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Title: Re: Just Hanging Around
Post by: nepali on January 19, 2007, 05:25:37 AM
Santa Loves everybody ......

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Title: Re: Just Hanging Around
Post by: nepali on January 19, 2007, 05:30:19 AM
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Title: Re: Just Hanging Around
Post by: bluedemon on January 20, 2007, 07:58:45 AM
dami cha bro
Title: Car ??
Post by: xnepali on February 13, 2007, 06:16:50 AM
 ican8
Title: All About Beer
Post by: xnepali on February 24, 2007, 02:57:29 AM
All About Beer
 1.  You can enjoy a beer all month long.
 2.  You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
 3.  Beer stains wash out.
 4.  Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
 5.  Beer never has a headache.
 6.  When a beer goes flat, you just toss it out.
 7.  Beer is never late.
 8.  Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
 9.  Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
10. Beer doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.
11. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
12. Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.
13. Beer never threatens to go to a lawyer.
14. Beer labels come off without a fight.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. No court has ever granted a beer alimony payments.
18. You can share a beer with your friends.
19. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth something.
20. Beer Hangovers go away.
21. Beer never cries or gets jealous.
22. Beer is always wet.
23. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you pour your beer right, you'll always get a good head.
26. Beer can be easily eliminated.
27. Beer is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
28. Beer doesn't demand equality.
29. A frigid beer is a good beer.
30. You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your beer.
31. Beer never complains about when you come for it.
32. You don't have to take your beer to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
33. You can have a beer in public.
34. You can see through a beer and you know what you are getting.
35. When your beer gets upset, it settles down.
36. Beer is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.
37. Beer doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
38. Beer doesn't make you  take a lie detector test about when you had the last one.
39. Beer doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.
40. If you drop a beer, there's no doctor bill.
41. Beer doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.
42. Beer doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have  it.
Title: Maoist ko Kukhuri kaa ... geet : Funny
Post by: xnepali on February 28, 2007, 05:35:31 AM
Cartoon by Dovan Rai.

Source: blog.com.np
Title: Re: Maoist ko Kukhuri kaa ... geet : Funny
Post by: Xteam on March 03, 2007, 12:47:35 AM
ha..ha.. funy thank you for sharing
Title: Re: Car ??
Post by: nepali on March 04, 2007, 03:10:56 AM
nice car and the things underneath ...
ha ha ha
Title: 10 Tips to Help Keep Your Desk Clean
Post by: xnepali on March 06, 2007, 02:11:10 AM
Title: Re: Just Hanging Around
Post by: xnepali on March 08, 2007, 12:28:02 PM
:)
Title: What's in the man's head ?
Post by: xnepali on March 08, 2007, 10:37:15 PM
well ....
Title: Re: What's in the man's head ?
Post by: xnepali on March 08, 2007, 10:37:37 PM
and this ?
Title: The man's head ?
Post by: xnepali on March 08, 2007, 10:38:12 PM
always dirty ??
Title: how to you get orgasm ??
Post by: xnepali on March 29, 2007, 10:20:00 PM
well ?
Title: Re: how to you get orgasm ??
Post by: r1p2b6 on March 30, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
Very Funny
Title: Re: how to you get orgasm ??
Post by: xnepali on March 30, 2007, 11:42:24 AM
Thanks
Title: sexual urge of men and women
Post by: xnepali on April 02, 2007, 10:28:18 PM

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so  much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:One evening,my girlfriend and I were getting into  bed.The passion starts to heat up,and she eventually says"I don't feel  like it,I  just want you to hold me.

"I said "WHAT?!What was that?!" So she says the
words that evry bfrnd dreads to hear."u're just not in touch with my  emotional needs as a woman; enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me  for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that
nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I  opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.We went out to a  nice lunch and went shopping at a big department store.I walked around with  her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't  decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.She wanted new  shoes to compliment her new clothes,so I said lets get a pair for each  outfit.We went onto the jewelry dept where she picked out a pair of diamond  earrings.she was so excited.I thought she was testing me bcoz she askd for a  tennis bracelet when she dsn't even know to play tennis.

I think I threw her  for a loop when I sd"That's fine,honey"She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement.she finally said,"This is all  dear,let's goto cashier.I could hardly contain myself when I said,"No honey,I
don't feel like it" Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped  with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey!I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. u're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man;enough  for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."And just when she had this  look like she was going to kill me,i added "Why can't you just love me for  who I am and not for the things I buy you?

(got in email)
Title: First day of school
Post by: xnepali on April 04, 2007, 02:53:44 AM
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?", she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"
Title: 47 Year Old Woman
Post by: xnepali on April 04, 2007, 03:06:54 AM
47 Year Old Woman

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A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man
replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He
replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my
hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man
replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''
Title: Re: how to you get orgasm ??
Post by: Xteam on April 05, 2007, 11:50:42 AM
Funny one
Title: Re: how to you get orgasm ??
Post by: gigolo on April 06, 2007, 09:49:58 AM
hahahahha nice one
Title: Don't take any chance...
Post by: xnepali on April 11, 2007, 12:36:26 AM
Don't take any chance...
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.
It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

Thanks:Chahat
Title: Re: Don't take any chance...
Post by: xnepali on April 11, 2007, 12:37:48 AM
Happy birthday for the one year old bill.


A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client,
Attaching a note which said "this bill is one year old".
By return mail, the lawyer had his bill back.

To it was attached another note: "happy birthday !"
Title: Re: Don't take any chance...
Post by: xnepali on April 11, 2007, 12:38:57 AM
Buy a tie and drink water

There's this man and his travelling across the desert, and he suddenly finds he hasn't got any water left. So his starting to get worried, and his very thirsty, but luckily, a man comes towards him on a camel.

So he said to the man, ' I'm thirsty. Have you got any water?' and the other man says, ' No, I haven't, but I've got a wonderful selection of ties. Would you like to by one?'So the other man says, 'No , of course not!' and man rides away on his camel.

After about another hour or two, he's desperately thirsty and he sees a beautiful 5-star hotel. So he slowly goes up the steps, crying ' water! water!' and the hotel manager says, "I'm sorry, sir. You can't come in here without tie."
Title: Re: Don't take any chance...
Post by: xnepali on April 11, 2007, 12:39:36 AM
Best way to see flying saucers


I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.
He said, "Yes, pinch the waitress."
Title: Re: Don't take any chance...
Post by: xnepali on April 11, 2007, 12:39:58 AM
Dancing like a camel.


It was in evening party, where persons were invited to dance.
A woman choose a partner and while dancing, the man told her that he seems to be in the desert (as he was fascinate by the lady).

The lady answers that she noticed that he was dancing like a camel.
Title: Re: Don't take any chance...
Post by: gigolo on April 11, 2007, 02:13:32 PM
nice one good job
Title: creative people and sand sculptures
Post by: xnepali on June 28, 2007, 09:26:23 PM
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Title: Re: creative people and sand sculptures
Post by: r1p2b6 on June 29, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
nice
Title: Re: creative people and sand sculptures
Post by: xnepali on June 30, 2007, 10:04:29 AM
thanks r1p