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« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2007, 06:29:24 AM »
A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.

He held it up for all to see; asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs? '

'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor,'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'

'Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour? ' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.

'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?'

'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress; paralysis;

Have to go to hospital for sure!'ventured another student; all the students laughed.

'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? ' asked

The professor. 'No' the students said.

Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?'

The students were puzzled.

'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.

'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep.

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!'



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Re: SMS Nepali ma
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2007, 02:45:29 PM »
ha..ha. pailo choti nepali ma sms padheko ramro layo malai
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Re: Snow man .. and women
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2007, 04:12:09 AM »


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Re: Snow man .. and women
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2007, 10:06:03 PM »

yo pic chai malai daami lagyo yaar thank you ......


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Funny Facts
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2007, 01:22:59 PM »
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Close to 80% of people who watch the Super Bowl on television, only do so to view the commercials.
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Each card in a deck represents a king from history: Spades- King David, Hearts- Charlemagne, Clubs-Alexander the Great, Diamonds- Julius Caesar
The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
GOLF stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden."
If you add up the letters in all the names of the cards in the deck (Ace, two), the total # of letters is 52, the same as the # of cards in the deck.
The tune of The Star Spangled Banner was an old English drinking song . It was not made the official national anthem until 1931.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".
There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.
Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
Soccer is the most attended or watched sport in the world.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.


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Re: Funny Facts
« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2007, 01:23:41 PM »
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Albert Einstein's parents were worried he was mentally slow, because it took him a long time to learn how to speak.

It is the female lion who does more than 90 percent of the hunting, while the male is afraid to risk his life, or simply prefers to rest.

In rural areas, there are more insects in 1 square mile than there are humans on earth.

Everyone is colourblind at birth.


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Namaste !!
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Re: Namaste !!
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2007, 12:01:44 PM »
 oh oh oh ho kya style chha yaar Namste !!!


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Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2007, 01:21:02 AM »
Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify

A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.

'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.

Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.

Date: Monday, July 30, 2007


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Man and donkey!
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2007, 11:55:24 PM »
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!