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Re: POTATOES
« Reply #210 on: September 21, 2007, 12:45:21 AM »
a nice idea i must say and funny too

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Re: POTATOES
« Reply #211 on: September 22, 2007, 06:51:47 PM »
nice post thank you

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If I Had My Life To Live Over!
« Reply #212 on: September 24, 2007, 05:43:54 AM »
If I Had My Life To Live Over!

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the "good" living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.  I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching TV - and more while watching life.

I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later.  Now go get washed up for dinner."

There would have been more "I love yous"...more "I'm sorrys"...

But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it...live it...and never give it back.

by: Erma Bombeck

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Paris Hilton Screwing By The Pool
« Reply #213 on: September 27, 2007, 11:44:24 PM »
Nothing dirty about it!!




ha ha ha

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Re: Paris Hilton Screwing By The Pool
« Reply #214 on: September 29, 2007, 02:21:36 AM »
nice one

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..........Meaning of M.P........
« Reply #215 on: September 29, 2007, 04:40:38 AM »
Meaning of M.P
 
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
 
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA  PRADESH ? 
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?
 
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIM OUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
 
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE  MY PERFORMANCE. ...?
OFFICER : M P!!!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

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Beauty of Math!
« Reply #216 on: October 03, 2007, 04:33:06 AM »
Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

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Re: Beauty of Math!
« Reply #217 on: October 03, 2007, 04:35:51 AM »
I don't believe it but still it is smart ....

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%. How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.

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What does your country mean ?
« Reply #218 on: October 03, 2007, 04:40:25 AM »
Let me start with Nepal

N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ending Peace And Love ... ... I hope we still can dream!

I.N.D.I.A.
(Please Indian Friends!)

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Re: What does your country mean ?
« Reply #219 on: October 03, 2007, 04:40:52 AM »
 H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here?.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.