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gigolo

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gender test
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2007, 05:48:09 PM »
The Gender Test !!

Are you Male or Female ??

Look Down


































Sorry. I didn't say to scroll down. I said look your down.
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Re: gender test
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 08:18:23 PM »
Who the hell are you to tell me !!

ha ha ha............

I just scrolled down to reach the Quick Reply box..... LOL

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Re: gender test
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2007, 04:57:15 PM »
but you were supposed to look ur down not the quick reply box

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drunkard
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2007, 12:54:44 PM »
Best Drunk Story.....

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table,leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says..................


"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.

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Labor Pain
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2007, 12:56:51 PM »
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it.




The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.




The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with , telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt.




The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.




After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

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idiot cheater
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2007, 12:59:34 PM »

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IT pro and his wife
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2007, 04:31:29 PM »
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus




MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

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Crime
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2007, 04:32:38 PM »
Five friends lived in a room, Namely
MAD,BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.




One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke...

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Before and after marriage
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2007, 04:34:00 PM »
Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up

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fight for the right
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2007, 04:36:06 PM »