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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 08:29:30 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 08:42:42 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2007, 09:13:14 AM »
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation,
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law.Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also my grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.to sum up,I am my stepmother's brother-in-law; my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather. And you think you have family problems?"
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Re: Laugh! Laugh!! Laugh!!
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2007, 03:54:33 PM »
Kaun Banega Crorpati
 
Amitabh is questioning a guy on Kaun Banega Crorpati .
He asks him "Meri company ka naam kya hain?"
OPtions : INfosys, Wipro, ABCL, HLL
THe guys says "ABCL"
Amitabh asks "Sure, confident?"
The guys says " yes confident" Amitabh says
Amitabh : "Sure! Tala laaga dein."
The guy says : "Ha tala laaga dein"
"Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do"
THe computer replies
"Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se Tala laga hua hain !"    
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2007, 03:56:10 PM »
The middle- aged woman went to see her doctor.
"Well, what's the trouble?""Doctor,
it's headache, shooting pains in my legs and high blood pressure."
"How old are you?" asked the doctor."
I'll be 26 on my next birthday."
"H'mm," said the doctor, busy writing, "loss of memory too."
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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2007, 03:57:39 PM »
A Shopkeeper's son had trouble with his eyes.
He took the boy to an eye-specialist
who operated upon and replaced the boy's eyes with those donated by a Minister.
A few days after the operation, the doctor asked the father,
"How's your son doing?"
"He is fine," replied the father,
"but he keeps on gazing at a chair whenever he finds one."
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2007, 03:59:47 PM »
A haryanavi peasant came to the office of
The Hindustan Times placed an ad. Announcing his father's death".
The rate is Rs.360/single col. cm., "the clerk told him."
Main to lut jaoonga - I will be ruined, "exclaimed the Haryanavi.
"My father was 182 cms. tall."
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2007, 04:01:41 PM »
A girl who was appearing in B.ED got married.
The result of B.ED was declared when She was in her in-laws house.
She had secured the first position and in her excitement
She sent a telegram to her father.
SUCCESSFUL IN B.ED
Due to efficiency of the telegraph department,
the father got the telegram as : SUCCESSFUL IN BED
The father cursed the daughter for sending this telegram about her conjugal affairs.
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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2007, 04:03:11 PM »
Two terrorists were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb. The one in driver's seat looked very worried. " Natha, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site? "" Not to worry, " replied Natha , " I have a spare one in my attache case. "
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Re: Laugh! Laugh!! Laugh!!
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2007, 08:19:58 PM »
hehehe

dhaniyako pat r1p!



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Palo sabaiko aula Haina Nep bro

Thank you xt...    oh...   r1p2b6
Good laugh!