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tundikhel

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किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2010, 02:40:55 AM »
Guys are always happy creatures, why ?

Their last name stays with them forever.

They can never be pregnant.

Phone conversations last 30 sec flat wid hs gf/wife bt wid othr grls they can talk 4 hrs 2gthr.

A 5 day vacation req only 1 suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite them, he / she can still be their friend.

The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.

They only have to shave their face n neck.

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2010, 02:41:32 AM »
They can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on dec 24 in 25 mins.

They dont freak out when they go 2 a party n see another man wearing d same shirt,

instead they become buddies.

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2010, 09:12:38 AM »
Dami cha bro...

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »
They don't bleed every month.

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2010, 03:47:21 PM »
They don't bleed every month.


Important point missed !
Thanks prateek for reminding :)

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2010, 04:32:54 PM »
ya y a....they bleed ..but white instead of red...and whenever they like...in own's control ..unlike red...

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2010, 04:42:03 PM »
no need to take off the pants if they want to pee

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Re: किन Guys are always happy creatures ?
« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2010, 10:30:43 AM »
केहि सत्य हरु

‎Men are like ....... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.


Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


Men are like ....... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.


Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.


Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.


Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.


Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.


Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.


Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


Men are like ...... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


Men are like .... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.


Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Letter to Dad
« Reply #58 on: June 18, 2011, 02:11:21 PM »
Letter home from school...

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

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Re: Letter to Dad
« Reply #59 on: June 18, 2011, 02:11:33 PM »
A week later..... a letter from "home"

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad