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tundikhel

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Re: New Inventions by Blondes
« Reply #70 on: January 16, 2012, 08:54:01 AM »
more inventions :


Pedal powered wheel chairs

Water proof tea bags

Watermelon seed sorter

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

See through toilet tissue

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

Helicopter ejector seat

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Re: New Inventions by Blondes
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2012, 02:58:32 AM »
lol ... "Glow in the dark sunglasses"

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« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2012, 02:08:34 AM »
1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

3. once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. teacher to students:don't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer

19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl

collected by - killer PJ.


Teacher to students fooling around - go to class without moving

Teacher to student sitting near the window - open the window and let the environment come in.

by- rethink

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Re: Fun Stuffs (different topics merged)
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2015, 11:31:18 PM »
Bad news: there is no key to happiness..

Good news : it isn't locked... :)

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Re: Fun Stuffs (different topics merged)
« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2015, 07:10:37 PM »
lol there is some really awesome kinda joke pics i found :D