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tundikhel

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Niagara Falls and the ladies
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 11:13:40 AM »
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the
waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that
we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

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Male or female
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 11:16:36 AM »
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective

reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald and it's  often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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Katrina Kaif in Fevicol ad
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2009, 09:59:56 PM »

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Re: Katrina Kaif in Fevicol ad
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 06:07:09 AM »
funny

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Re: Love Tester
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2009, 06:15:03 AM »
85%

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Choose your browser
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2009, 05:51:44 PM »
Choose your browser

 




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Re: Choose your browser
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »
IE still be best ???

don't think so.

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Re: Choose your browser
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »
mine's firefox....... faster than IE !!

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Re: Choose your browser
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 11:03:10 PM »
mine is FIREFOX for sure