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xnepali

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short jokes
« on: June 29, 2007, 07:00:53 AM »
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 07:01:10 AM »

"The doctor gave me good news," said the man. "Yes, he said that I was in great health for a man twice my age."

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 07:01:22 AM »

"I swear... half of the people in this world don't have the sense that God gave a rock... The other half do!"

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 07:02:19 AM »

"I read this article. It said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? This is my idea of a perfect day!"


xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 07:02:34 AM »
I'll tell you what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody that's 34 inches or 34 years can fit into that stuff.

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 07:02:44 AM »

THE MOST DANGEROUS LIE IS THAT WHICH MOST CLOSELY RESEMBLES THE TRUTH

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 07:02:56 AM »

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 07:03:12 AM »

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2007, 07:03:30 AM »

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

xnepali

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Re: short jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 07:03:44 AM »

Marriage is Grand... Divorce is 20 Grand...