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Re: The Three-minute Management Course
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Re: The Three-minute Management Course
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Re: The Three-minute Management Course
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Re: The Three-minute Management Course
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Re: The Three-minute Management Course
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2008, 08:06:17 AM »
Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

** Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy;
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!








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This ends the Three-minute Management Course.

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« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2008, 08:08:21 AM »

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M E N
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2008, 08:08:59 AM »
M E N

Q : What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A : Shoot him again.

Q : How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A : When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q : Why do little boys whine?
A : Because they're practicing to be men.

Q : How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A : One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q : What do you call a handcuffed man?
A : Trustworthy.

Q : What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A : You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q : Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A : To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q : What is the difference between men and women?
A : A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q : How does a man keep his youth?
A : By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q : How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A : Rename the mail folder "instruction manuals"

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Wise Sayings ---- Recycled
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2008, 08:09:59 AM »
1
   Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2
   The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3
   It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4
   Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5
   Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6
   Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7
   Many is the man who has drowned in a lake whose average depth was only three feet.

8
   It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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   It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

10
   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

11
   Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

12
   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13
   Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

14
   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

15
   Don't squat with your spurs on.

16
   If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

17
   If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

18
   Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

19
   Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

20
   The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

21
   Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

22
   A closed mouth gathers no foot.

23
   Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

24
   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

25
   Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

26
   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

27
   Never miss a good chance to shut up.

28
   If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

29    The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

30    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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Sexual Orientation: How to Know if You Are Gay or Lesbian
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2008, 08:12:36 AM »

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8 SPECIAL GIFTS
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2008, 06:04:20 AM »
  8 SPECIAL GIFTS
                                 
 
1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening.

 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

 4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

 5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT.. .
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.

 6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

 7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.

 8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION. ..
The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really it's not that hard to say, "Hello" or "Thank you."