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Jokes
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2007, 03:44:38 AM »

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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
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Whales
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2007, 08:39:59 AM »

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What is this lady's name ?
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 03:16:06 AM »

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Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2007, 03:38:34 AM »
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
 

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.
 
"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"   
 
 
Why not, said the other two.
 
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
 
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...
 
Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him..
 
 
 
The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"
 
So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...
 
Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!
 
 
 
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".
 
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.
 
So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!
 
The other two surrendered.
 
They Said: "OK, we give up.
 
You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.
 
 
 
"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying.
 
And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!

Please don't mind, it just a joke.


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Traffic Signs
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2007, 02:51:08 AM »

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Lie Detector
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 11:07:49 PM »

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Love-Joke
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2007, 10:31:38 AM »
sort of... it's funny though

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got
arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8


"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.

Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5


"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6


"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8


"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)


"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)


"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday."
Noelle - age 7


"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
> friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8


"My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt."
Chris - age 7


"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4


"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7


"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8

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Re: Traffic Signs
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2008, 06:28:56 AM »
very old but nice !