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Sardar ji joke series
« on: December 15, 2006, 10:21:54 AM »
1.
Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

2.

Sardar Ji calls RNAC (or is it NAC now).

"How long does it take to fly to Pokhara?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3.

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Wash Basin
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, what are you doing?" To this the man replies, "Oye, You have placed the board telling to wash the basin."
Well, the board hung there was "Wash Basin".

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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 10:24:26 AM »
5. Three Engines

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kathmandu to Pokhara, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 10:25:17 AM »
6. Detective Job

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 10:26:12 AM »
7.Answering machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 10:26:44 AM »
8. Businessman

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 10:27:19 AM »
9. A Teacher lecturing on population

In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says:- We must find & stop her!.
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 10:27:52 AM »
10. What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extrasheet?
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He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 10:28:16 AM »
11 Sardarji is buying a tv

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2006, 05:38:31 AM »
ha.ha.... nice post nepdedu keep iot up

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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2006, 12:32:13 PM »
They are great

Let me add some more:----

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
areyou removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.