Scene:
trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Adbul Hussain gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Babeer Singh!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Sardar Singh" 10 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas.
"Oye Rajinder!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Indians get worried, they think saala Paki log, when did they get so smart? Decide to try it themselves.
Indian: "Abe Mustafa".... silence.
Indian: "Oye Abdul!!".... silence.
Indian: "O bhai, Mustafa!"
Paki: "Oye Mustafa aur Abdul ko kaun bula raha hai re?"
Indian gets up, "Mein" BANG!
NO OFFENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!