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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2007, 10:08:53 AM »
5. Sardar and romantic date
On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our
engagement will you give me a ring?"
Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner.....


6. Sardar proposed a girl
Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'  .
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2007, 10:10:15 AM »
7. Sardar writing to his son
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


8. Sardar on Manmohan singh
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2007, 11:11:13 AM »
nice jokes

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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2007, 12:20:20 PM »
Dhanyabad gigolo
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2007, 05:18:05 PM »
good collection gigolo please keep it up

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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2007, 08:29:33 AM »
Ke ho Xteam ji
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2007, 09:24:38 AM »
Urine Test
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2007, 09:25:46 AM »
Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2007, 09:26:45 AM »
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2007, 09:27:58 AM »
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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