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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2007, 12:29:26 PM »
Race to the Sun:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered,
"So what, we'll go at night."
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #71 on: July 03, 2007, 04:20:27 PM »
Two horses
Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.
Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.
So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.
While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.
This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.
By doing so santa and banta come in confusion to differenciate.
So, next thing santa keeps on cutting his horse's right ear ,
then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .
And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.
At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only.
The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg.
So, in the morning it was the same sitaution,
How to diffrenciate thier horses.
So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind -
Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #72 on: July 09, 2007, 08:40:22 PM »
nice collection r1p bro keep it up

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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #73 on: July 10, 2007, 08:11:10 AM »
Thanks Xteam
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #74 on: July 15, 2007, 06:53:20 AM »
great collection indeed!!

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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2007, 09:56:27 AM »

Thanks Nep bro
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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #76 on: July 02, 2018, 08:12:01 AM »
but i dont understand

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Re: Sardar ji joke series
« Reply #77 on: July 02, 2018, 02:59:25 PM »
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