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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2007, 03:31:07 PM »
The Chutney Joke
Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Kalle Kalle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2007, 03:32:48 PM »
UNIBROW'S
WHY DO PUNJABI'S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?
ANS: TO KEEP THE SAND OUT OF THEIR EYE'S!
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2007, 03:34:15 PM »
Woman
Santa Singh and Banta singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her. Bar Tender said "Hey don't worry about her,
She is lesbian! ". Banta singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them"
Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2007, 03:36:39 PM »
No formalities
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane.
Everybody around greeted her.
Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat.
She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.
She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice,
"Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you."
Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2007, 03:43:27 PM »
Logic
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, you are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2007, 03:50:47 PM »
Kaun Banega Karodpati
 
Our sardarji goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Sardarji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Sardar : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Sardar : "Hmm..OK."
Amitabh : "Aap ne abhi bataya nahi ki Aap ke pitaji ka kyanaam hai ?"
Sardar : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are sardarji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh rahahoon"
Sardar : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"then
Amitabh : your options are A) Banta Singh, B) Santa Singh, C) Daljit Singh, D) Ajit Singh..
Think for that..Sardar gave answer spontaneously...
Sardar : B...B.....Santa Singh
Amitabh : good...very fast..think again
Sardar : yes...B..santa singh.
Amitabh : are you confident ...Still you have three life line...Take your own time.
Sardar starts thing for that....after one minute .
Sardar : I will go for public opinion
Amitabh : OK...Our friend has opted for public opinion..(to Audience) please give your opinion...Audience has given their reply....
A) Banta Singh 25%
B) Santa Singh 25%
C) Daljit Singh 25%
D) Ajit Singh 25%
Amitabh : ohhh.. very tough...really it is very tough to take decision....... even people are not able give correct answer... but you can give your own answer....think for that.. sardar is now seems to entered in big loop...keep on thinking..
Amitabh : Still you have two more life line... why not try for that...
Sardar : I will go for 50:50 .
Amitabh : Ok...computer remove two wrong answers.
now two option are left..
A)Santa Singh B) Banta Singh
Amitabh : Now you have two option ... A) OR b) .....Think for that
Sadar is now confused...& .. He is not in position to take correct decision...
Amitabh : there are just 15 questions between you & one cr. ....
Amitabh : still you have one life line left for you... would you like to use that.
Sardar : Yes
Amitabh : now you want you use your life line ...phone a friend...Whom do you want to ask this question?Sardar : I want to call my mother at my home
Amitabh : What is your mother name..
Sardar: Hmm...hmmm. Give me four options    
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2007, 10:00:11 PM »
ha..ha...ha..................

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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2007, 12:21:50 PM »
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2007, 12:25:00 PM »
Smart Sardarji:
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The American asks if he would like to play a fun game..
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap,
so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.
"This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game.The American asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,
pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American."Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,
hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
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Re: Jokes (Sardarji)
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2007, 12:27:12 PM »
Sardarji Jokes:
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?'
'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that.
Get off the bike.'Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders,
and lets him cross the border.A week later, the same thing happens.
Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something.
It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
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