1.
Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2.
Sardar Ji calls RNAC (or is it NAC now).
"How long does it take to fly to Pokhara?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
3.
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Wash Basin
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, what are you doing?" To this the man replies, "Oye, You have placed the board telling to wash the basin."
Well, the board hung there was "Wash Basin".