Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you
have
family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young
widow
with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter.
Later,
my father married my stepdaughter. That made my Stepdaughter, my
step-mother.
And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law." "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a
son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also
the
son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me
the
grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had
a
son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This
makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father's
wife, am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my
son
is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!" "And you think you have
FAMILY
PROBLEMS!"
