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xnepali

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Re: Just Hanging Around
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2007, 12:28:02 PM »
:)

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What's in the man's head ?
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 10:37:15 PM »
well ....

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Re: What's in the man's head ?
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 10:37:37 PM »
and this ?

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The man's head ?
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 10:38:12 PM »
always dirty ??

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how to you get orgasm ??
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2007, 10:20:00 PM »
well ?

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Re: how to you get orgasm ??
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2007, 11:26:39 AM »
Very Funny
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xnepali

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Re: how to you get orgasm ??
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2007, 11:42:24 AM »
Thanks

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sexual urge of men and women
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 10:28:18 PM »

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so  much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:One evening,my girlfriend and I were getting into  bed.The passion starts to heat up,and she eventually says"I don't feel  like it,I  just want you to hold me.

"I said "WHAT?!What was that?!" So she says the
words that evry bfrnd dreads to hear."u're just not in touch with my  emotional needs as a woman; enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me  for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that
nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I  opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.We went out to a  nice lunch and went shopping at a big department store.I walked around with  her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't  decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.She wanted new  shoes to compliment her new clothes,so I said lets get a pair for each  outfit.We went onto the jewelry dept where she picked out a pair of diamond  earrings.she was so excited.I thought she was testing me bcoz she askd for a  tennis bracelet when she dsn't even know to play tennis.

I think I threw her  for a loop when I sd"That's fine,honey"She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement.she finally said,"This is all  dear,let's goto cashier.I could hardly contain myself when I said,"No honey,I
don't feel like it" Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped  with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey!I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. u're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man;enough  for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."And just when she had this  look like she was going to kill me,i added "Why can't you just love me for  who I am and not for the things I buy you?

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First day of school
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2007, 02:53:44 AM »
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?", she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"

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47 Year Old Woman
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2007, 03:06:54 AM »
47 Year Old Woman

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A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man
replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He
replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my
hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man
replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''