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Re: how to you get orgasm ??
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2007, 11:50:42 AM »
Funny one

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Re: how to you get orgasm ??
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2007, 09:49:58 AM »
hahahahha nice one

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Don't take any chance...
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 12:36:26 AM »
Don't take any chance...
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.
It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

Thanks:Chahat

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Re: Don't take any chance...
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 12:37:48 AM »
Happy birthday for the one year old bill.


A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client,
Attaching a note which said "this bill is one year old".
By return mail, the lawyer had his bill back.

To it was attached another note: "happy birthday !"

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Re: Don't take any chance...
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2007, 12:38:57 AM »
Buy a tie and drink water

There's this man and his travelling across the desert, and he suddenly finds he hasn't got any water left. So his starting to get worried, and his very thirsty, but luckily, a man comes towards him on a camel.

So he said to the man, ' I'm thirsty. Have you got any water?' and the other man says, ' No, I haven't, but I've got a wonderful selection of ties. Would you like to by one?'So the other man says, 'No , of course not!' and man rides away on his camel.

After about another hour or two, he's desperately thirsty and he sees a beautiful 5-star hotel. So he slowly goes up the steps, crying ' water! water!' and the hotel manager says, "I'm sorry, sir. You can't come in here without tie."

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Re: Don't take any chance...
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2007, 12:39:36 AM »
Best way to see flying saucers


I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.
He said, "Yes, pinch the waitress."

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Re: Don't take any chance...
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2007, 12:39:58 AM »
Dancing like a camel.


It was in evening party, where persons were invited to dance.
A woman choose a partner and while dancing, the man told her that he seems to be in the desert (as he was fascinate by the lady).

The lady answers that she noticed that he was dancing like a camel.

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Re: Don't take any chance...
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2007, 02:13:32 PM »
nice one good job

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creative people and sand sculptures
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Re: creative people and sand sculptures
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2007, 10:54:26 AM »
nice
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