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Top 30 Facts about Ladies
« on: November 05, 2008, 12:58:33 AM »
Top 30 Facts of Ladies
- Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

-Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

-Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

-Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

-Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

-Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

- Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

-Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

- Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

- Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

- Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

- Women think all beer is the same.

- Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.

- Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

- Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, "It's there in the bible". hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?

- Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

- Women have better restrooms. Ladies receive the royal treatment in the ladies room. Gents just get a large bowl to share.

- The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

- Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

- Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.

- After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

- Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.

- If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

- Women brush their hair before bed.

- Woman have legs only so they won't leave tracks like snails.

- Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

- Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

- Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

- Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes.