Author Topic: Some Hum Jayega Jokes  (Read 21973 times)

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xnepali

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2007, 12:20:23 AM »
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the Station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

xnepali

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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2007, 12:21:07 AM »
TO LOSE WEIGHT..


The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

xnepali

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2007, 12:21:14 AM »
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

xnepali

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2007, 12:21:26 AM »

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman
as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

xnepali

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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2007, 12:21:35 AM »
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

xnepali

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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2007, 12:21:59 AM »

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

xnepali

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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:01 AM »
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

xnepali

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:13 AM »
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone

xnepali

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:20 AM »
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

xnepali

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:30 AM »
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their
shoes? Toes Go In First.