Author Topic: Some Hum Jayega Jokes  (Read 21974 times)

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xnepali

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:37 AM »
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
torms? They think their picture is being taken.

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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:45 AM »
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2007, 12:23:57 AM »

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:06 AM »

What do you see when you look into a Sardar'
eyes? The back of his head.

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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:13 AM »
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:19 AM »
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:26 AM »
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:32 AM »
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:38 AM »

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:48 AM »
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.