Author Topic: Some Hum Jayega Jokes  (Read 24943 times)

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xnepali

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« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2007, 12:24:56 AM »
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2007, 12:25:54 AM »
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand
grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2007, 12:26:24 AM »
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2007, 12:26:36 AM »
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2007, 12:26:43 AM »
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV,"
he told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied

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« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2007, 12:26:51 AM »
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!

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« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2007, 12:27:00 AM »

What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2007, 12:27:13 AM »
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,"What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2007, 12:27:36 AM »
CROCODILE BOOTS..

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet!"

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« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2007, 12:27:56 AM »
EMPLOYMENT..

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes