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Re: jokes collection
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2007, 12:28:20 AM »
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2007, 12:28:40 AM »
The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?".
Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number?"

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Re: jokes collection
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2007, 12:28:54 AM »

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident."Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.While coming down when he was near the tenth floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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Re: jokes collection
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2007, 12:29:16 AM »
AT last


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jokes about sex
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2007, 05:03:15 AM »
Do you know why it's called sex?
Because it's easier to spell than
Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!


............

told by a friend in the UK.

What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

Why do the girls from Essex get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down.

Why do Essex girls have more fun?
Because they don't know any better!

What's the difference between an Essex girl and Robert Maxwell?
An Essex girl won't slip off your boat.
(English cockney rhyming slang boat race= face)


What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)


Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)


But do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing fucked up by a period.


What is 69 squared?
Dinner for 4.


What is 68?
You do me and I owe you one.


Q. What's the speed limit on sex?
68. At 69, she'll blow a rod.
or
68. At 69, you have to turn around.


What is the meaning of 6.9 for a woman?
69 interrupted by a period! (ouch..gross!)

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Re: jokes about sex
« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2007, 12:31:07 PM »
HA..HA.. NICE ONE THANK YOU